Breaking News: White people are awkward
but don’t worry, it can happen to anyone
just embrace the awkwardness
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kama-aina asked: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! THE WAY YOU PICKED ME UP AND KISSED ME TODAY WAS THE BEST THING EVER. I WUV CHU BABY ^.^ <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! It just comes to me in the moment you know :) <3
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
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so my little brother has avengers legos and i just saw that he had the loki one set up like this and i was so confused for a minute and then i figured it out
he’s roasting marshmallows
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that’s not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she’s in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I’d make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
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